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trillow:

this is an AWFUL sex position. why did i let you talk me into this. where are my arms

me: hi pete wentz
pete wentz:
me: so please explain the song "grenade jumper" to me here real quick
pete wentz:
me: like, first of all, who is this chris person you are singing to? and secondly, what the fuck did you guys even DO to him so that you felt the need to dedicate an entire song to the purpose of begging for his forgiveness??
pete wentz:
me: did you sleep with his wife? steal all his money? forget to water his houseplants when he went on vacation? like what's the deal
pete wentz:
me: of course i don't actually want you to explain it to me, i could just google it right now and find out myself if i really wanted to know. to be honest i prefer the mystery of it. speculating on what you people did to this "chris" character is probably more interesting than whatever you actually did to him
pete wentz:

demons-run-when-angels-fly:

I live for Fall Out Boy photo shoots. They can be anything from:

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Pete beckoning at you with fingerless gloves

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Curtains

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Airplane confusion

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Lightsabers

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Menacing construction workers

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Nerf super soaker party

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Bunny ears???

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Minigolf????

Bonus:

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slayerdeans:

pete talking about his suicide attempt for half of us

"The darkest moment was, uh… we had just finished recording our major label record and uh, two days later we were going to, um, Europe. And… I felt completely lost and out of control. At that point I’d seen some doctors and they’d kinda, like - they were Hollywood doctors. So they kinda, they gave me, like y’know, a cocktail but I kinda… was like the drug store cowboy. Kind of… took the cocktail the way I wanted to take it. So I, uh… I got in my car and I went and I, uh… I remember, I was listening to Jeff Buckley doing Leonard Cohen’s ‘Hum Hallelujah’ and sat there and took a bunch of Ativan. And, uh… [it was] in a Best Buy parking lot and I - and I called up my manager cause I, y’know, at that point was… completely out of my head with Ativan. And I was talking to him and I was slurring my words so he called my mom and my mom called me and she came and got me. And, we, uh… went to the hospital and then I came home…"

missallegra:

Dumbledore: “and with 350 points Slytherin wins the house cup

But I have a few extra points to give out

500 points to Dumbledore for being the best headmaster”

*house flags all change to Dumbledore’s face*

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Hail hydra everybody. Set#12

lavantant:

winawinadajcie:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!
In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).
In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.


Cool!


but how did it get onto googles searches thing…..

lavantant:

winawinadajcie:

solongasitswords:

nullbula:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

It’s a search of Google books, but the question still stands, what the Fuck happened in 1870

I CAN ANSWER THIS!!

In the Cornish dialect of English, Pokemon meant ‘clumsy’ (pure coincidence).

In the mid 1800s there was a surge of writing about the Cornish language and dialect in an attempt to preserve them with glossaries and dictionaries being written. I wrote about it HERE.

Cool!

but how did it get onto googles searches thing…..

accidently:

accidently:

littlebreadstick:

accidently:

my seventeenth birthday is in a few weeks…and I’m actually kind of sad…i really like being sixteen

but if your sixteen you cant be the dancing queen

thank u little bread stick that made me feel better 

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this is the best thing to happen to one of my text posts

timeladykatzzz:

therealdisneyconfessions:

You cant forget the Incredibles!

This movie is literally the best

maliataete:

queerbriel:

welcome to womens clothing where the sizes are made up and the measurements don’t matter